if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
if u thought u were a bad child just remember that i used to pee on my moms pillow whenever i was mad at her
That’s what really scares me.
Falling in love is easy. Having sex is easier. But bumping into someone that can spark your soul - that shit is rare.
You could fuck four, five, all the people in a god damned room and you’d only feel a connection with one. Or none at all.
And what sucks is despite the undeniable real magnetic pull between the two of you, more often than not, you don’t end up together.
I’m afraid I won’t meet anyone else I can connect with.
I’m scared it’ll be just you.Sade Andria Zabala (surfandwrite) | Connection (via 09994)
If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like